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Sick ass ska punk.


I'm a food pantry chef and a complete drunken mess
I can tell that you want me by the hemming of your dress.
I haven't got alotta time, patience or cash
And I'm feeling a little drunk
which never lasts

I'm gonna be the one to get the last laugh
It'll explode from my head and echo like a thunder clap
When you hear that sound you know there's no going back
cuz my moment has come and your era has passed.

I'm a first rate fuck up and a hazardous house guest
The status of my hygiene is usually suspect
I'm a rude motherfucker especially when I'm drunk
and not the kind of person that you ought to trust

Chorus x2


from Lost Thoughts, released December 12, 2013
Guitar, Vocals: Noah Green
Bass: Dan Mickelson
Drums: RPG



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Villainy of Thieves Madison, Wisconsin

Noah and Dan were playing Choking Victim songs in Noah's living room, when Ross, walks downstairs and says: "We should play some Choking Victim." A few days later, Dan brings over his bass, and the three begin to cover Choking Victim songs. Eventually, Noah brings original songs to practice and a new band was formed, which was called Villainy of Thieves. ... more

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